My completely uneducated theory on why it’s so stinking cold

It’s a big conspiracy that the government doesn’t want you to know.  It goes all the way up to the UN!  I think…

Last year the Earth was hit by a meteor.  Then we had the Tsunami and some really major hurricanes.  I don’t remember which one but something knocked the Earth off by 8 seconds.  This is what I remember hearing anyway!

 

My theory is between all these major natural disasters the Earth keeps getting knocked off by a few seconds here, a few days there, and now we are really off by 3 weeks.

 

That explains why it was warm in December but it’s frigid in April!  Or at least that’s my uneducated theory!